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The Socialist Republic of Rothnia

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The Socialist Republic of Rothnia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Bulin with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.688 billion Rothnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulingrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rothnian economy, worth 747 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 159,383 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rothnia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rothnia is ranked 267,253^rd in the world and 1,690^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Avoided, scoring 0.59 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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