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The Free Land of Rose Dion


Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Unknown

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Rose Dion is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The democratic, devout population of 20.317 billion Rose Dionians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rose Dionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion cruors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,933 cruors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rose Dion's national animal is the biscuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rose Dion is ranked 88,804th in the world and 10th in Unknown for Most Extreme, scoring 20.84 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Populations: 7,275thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,203rdHighest Economic Output: 14,451stMost Devout: 17,133rdMost Income Equality: 18,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,827th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

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