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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The DRAGON ENERGY of ROM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, vat-grown people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.641 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,199 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,803 Trump Steaks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 829,415 per year while the poor average 78,637, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, Trump Stans are wondering where have all the flowers gone, and singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 21,655th in the world and 1,458th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2,637.43 milliStalins.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 47thMost Ignorant Citizens: 179thMost Devout: 215thMost Primitive: 269thLargest Black Market: 309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 396thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507thLargest Mining Sector: 516thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 651stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,259thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,405thMost Avoided: 1,686thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,810thHighest Average Incomes: 2,270thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,362ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,936thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,026thFattest Citizens: 3,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,448thNudest: 3,547thLargest Governments: 5,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,220thRudest Citizens: 7,478thMost Efficient Economies: 8,039thLowest Crime Rates: 8,251stMost Influential: 8,491stTop
Largest Populations: 13,507thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,933rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,749thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,642ndMost Conservative: 19,901stMost Authoritarian: 21,655th
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 90th in the regionFattest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 119th in the regionTop
Nudest: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 242nd in the regionLargest Populations: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 256th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionRudest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 610th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 777th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 788th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,095th in the region

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