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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.265 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,673 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,346 Trump Steaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Followers of Trump, and one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 152,806th in the world and 5,957th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 50.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 77thMost Ignorant Citizens: 186thMost Devout: 231stMost Primitive: 282ndLargest Black Market: 329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 452ndLargest Mining Sector: 465thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 606thMost Corrupt Governments: 614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 807thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,483rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,631stMost Avoided: 1,667thHighest Economic Output: 2,279thHighest Average Incomes: 2,387thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,001stNudest: 3,483rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,796thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,956thLargest Governments: 5,148thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,474thRudest Citizens: 6,552ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,848thMost Influential: 8,190thLowest Crime Rates: 8,422ndTop
Largest Populations: 13,238thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,386thMost Conservative: 22,098th
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 117th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 226th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 256th in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 290th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 314th in the regionRudest Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 435th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 700th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 876th in the region

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