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The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND

“In communism we lol”

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The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the speaking president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.345 billion lolers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 7,745 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 331,805 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, billion-lol sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and glamping lolers won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ROFLOLMAO LAND is ranked 300,628^th in the world and 1,219^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 165.43 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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