The Commonwealth of Rockamaba
“We totally don't use Nuclear weapons, Jk we do”
|Category: Moralistic Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Commonwealth of Rockamaba is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joe with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.002 billion Rockamabans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranvagn. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rockamaban economy, worth 693 trillion Rrances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,250 Rrances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Beggars lack pockets for spare change, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Rrance charge on their phone bill, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Joe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rockamaba's national animal is the Rockian Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The Federation of Socialist Industrial Council Republics.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The United States of FurryFeet.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The Republic of Furballland in TNP.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The Republic of Iukatia.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The Empire of New Soges.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The United States of Thearus.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The Eternal Flame of Chipoli.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The Liberal Democracy of Tsandonown.
- : Rockamaba was endorsed by The DaS Puppet State of Idotistanistan.
Endorsements Received: 200 » Orado, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Former English Colony, Glurponia, Shibutani, Aerilia, Sikol, Ellbonnia, Empy, Guer Aike, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bankowiata, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Wilkshire, Corfad, Svenskskit, Yaorozu, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Siwale, New Lakemba, Loutsland, Valentine Z, Xentherida, Votak Matim, Hardscrabble, 1 very fast endotarter, Wineclaw, Pallaith, Pleroma Sans Romans, Omnistria, Frances Francis the First of France, Runeda, Sunto, Paradeavenlisian States, Kranostav, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Yukti, Necromonia, Aeolist, Ice and Tinian, Pasargad, Katuda, Sil Dorsett, Wisconsota, Panama Coalition, Maott, and 150 others.Simone Republic, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Xyrron, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Seanat, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Sopernia, Unshleepd, Capablanca, Lemsrow, Tibus Heth, Solcius, Inspiratus, AmManies, Pinguioris, United Soviet State of North Amerika, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Malta Comino Gozo, Hellsinky, ForestMythal, Vincone Cae, Joodey, Napnomadia, Merconitonitopia, Tachycardia, Laudesia, The Jerichowan Country, Kwaj, Sojenre, Destroedor, Q w e r t y, Veltvalen, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Holy Marcus Empire, El Guajuila, XD 2, Kastonvia, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Parpyduckland, Pazair, Jaded Grammarians, Dakota Territories, Federation Terra Australis, DarThvadrville, Bongo Mountain, KAP03land, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, Artelesia, Regallio, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Ayuzhhhhh, Eggplant Island, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Oannia, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Loli County, PotatoFarmers, Varisland, Filibustra, Galbadiana, Plangainer, Omicron Persei V111, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Prevaland, Bud Prussia, Heilhum Imperius, Napnap, Pinky Queen, Bardopia, Solmetria, The Bureaucratic Territories, Zyvetskistaahn, Testnation223, Praestania, Ishtimbine, Lefevrerismo, Scroplia, Berke Khan, Antiyard, Guslantis, Sea Star Islands, Liberepublia, Alfenheim, Sechiole, Communist Beijing Must be China, Hopenadya, Singamadri, Yokciq Empire, Psykistria, Sakupolis, Individualist Catopia, Meadowfields, Cowbridge, Cartures, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Twinbrook, Artoriticitys, SteelFists, The Austro Germanic Union, Selfgradatude, Zelenaya Dolina, Neo Santos, Juandissimo, Riocht mor Daraen, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kurkmeistan, Davidianian, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, King Rainbow Cat, Alqaran, Antipodea and Allies, Greater Cesnica, Idotistanistan, Tsandonown, Chipoli, New Soges, Iukatia, Furballland in TNP, FurryFeet, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, and Salvo Republic.