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The Commonwealth of Rockamaba

“We totally don't use Nuclear weapons, Jk we do”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Commonwealth of Rockamaba is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.341 billion Rockamabans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranvagn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rockamaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Rrances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,067 Rrances, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The RBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Rockamaba at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rockamaba's national animal is the Rockian Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rockamaba is ranked 15,137th in the world and 665th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 3,228thMost Patriotic: 5,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,006thLowest Crime Rates: 6,335thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,456thMost Developed: 8,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,896thLargest Governments: 9,748thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,444thHealthiest Citizens: 10,523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,718thMost Efficient Economies: 10,775thSmartest Citizens: 10,931stHighest Average Incomes: 11,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,555thMost Cultured: 15,137thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,385thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,499thHighest Economic Output: 19,640thHighest Food Quality: 21,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,844th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Patriotic: 188th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 284th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 327th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 369th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 407th in the regionMost Developed: 437th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 437th in the regionLargest Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 447th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 455th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 471st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 511th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 519th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 523rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 534th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 539th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 608th in the regionMost Cultured: 665th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 689th in the regionMost Influential: 689th in the region

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