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The Commonwealth of Rockamaba

“We totally don't use Nuclear weapons, Jk we do”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of Rockamaba is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joe with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.002 billion Rockamabans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranvagn. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rockamaban economy, worth 693 trillion Rrances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,250 Rrances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Rrance charge on their phone bill, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Joe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rockamaba's national animal is the Rockian Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rockamaba is ranked 98,632nd in the world and 4,228th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,694.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 863rdMost Influential: 1,576thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,895thMost Patriotic: 5,011thLowest Crime Rates: 7,538thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,255thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,666thMost Developed: 9,904thLargest Retail Industry: 10,101stHealthiest Citizens: 10,321stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,796thMost Efficient Economies: 10,966thHighest Average Incomes: 10,972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,900thLargest Governments: 12,028thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,589thMost Cultured: 13,798thSmartest Citizens: 14,790thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,809thHighest Food Quality: 21,770thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,496thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,514th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Patriotic: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 400th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 411th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 458th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 495th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 498th in the regionMost Influential: 502nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 526th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 535th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 536th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 565th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 577th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 602nd in the regionLargest Governments: 613th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 619th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 634th in the regionMost Cultured: 699th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 799th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 858th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 909th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 913th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 915th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,005th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,048th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,083rd in the region

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