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The People's Grand Duchy of Risottia |
“Minoketejtakinoitotak taketettiitotak.”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The People's Grand Duchy of Risottia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Granduc Marc Primm with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 39.887 billion Risottians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Risottese economy, worth an astonishing 15,109 trillion ghells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 378,799 ghells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Risottia's national animal is the watersnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Risottia is ranked 60,575th in the world and 630th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,304.03 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, much of Risottia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, nine out of ten citizens of Risottia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, the question of 'what is Granduc Marc Primm's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Following new legislation in Risottia, rare steaks seem even bluer now.