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The Colony of Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07

“Capaciteit: 400 kaarten”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Riemst

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Colony of Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.685 billion Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07ian economy, worth 863 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,938 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Jokerdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's national animal is the Joker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is ranked 117,055th in the world and 13th in Riemst for Smartest Citizens, with 30.93 quips per hour.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,754thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,389thLargest Black Market: 4,646thLargest Mining Sector: 4,755thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,600thNudest: 6,692ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,726thMost Secular: 7,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,664thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,758thMost Patriotic: 10,973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,391stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,791stHighest Average Incomes: 15,055thMost Efficient Economies: 15,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,079thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,665thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,017thLargest Retail Industry: 20,202ndMost Authoritarian: 23,675thLargest Governments: 23,953rdHighest Economic Output: 26,246th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the region

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