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The Communist Dictatorship of Rhinemal

“Rhinemal, Rhinemal, Above All Else!”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Communist Dictatorship of Rhinemal is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 6.049 billion Rhinemalians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helmuth. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhinemalian economy, worth 816 trillion Rhinemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,037 Rhinemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Helmuth" t-shirts, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and populations of two-headed Golden Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinemal's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rhinemal is ranked 50,059th in the world and 49th in The Internationale for Largest Populations, with 6.05 billion Capita.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,676thNicest Citizens: 1,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,009thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,671stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,921stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,120thMost Pacifist: 4,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,482ndMost Developed: 5,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,389thBest Weather: 6,465thLargest Governments: 6,486thMost Inclusive: 6,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,570thLowest Crime Rates: 6,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,332ndSmartest Citizens: 7,518thMost Income Equality: 8,672ndSafest: 9,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,097thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,716thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,890thMost Secular: 11,059thHealthiest Citizens: 11,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,783rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,941stHighest Average Incomes: 18,131stMost Efficient Economies: 23,285thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,336thHighest Economic Output: 23,432ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,520th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the region

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