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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand

“Si vis bellum, para bellum”

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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.466 billion Weebs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Yokio. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,508 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 370,625 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,464,037 per year while the poor average 3,428, a ratio of 1,010 to 1.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 169,361^st in the world and 9,017^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 1.4 Atheism Rate.

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