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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand

“Si vis bellum, para bellum”

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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.731 billion Weebs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 4,100 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 382,163 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,572,391 per year while the poor average 3,528, a ratio of 1,012 to 1.

Large areas of Revolutionary Sealand are not accessible by the public, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Weeb selfishness. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 206,296^th in the world and 10,050^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 14.27 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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