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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand

“Si vis bellum, para bellum”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.731 billion Weebs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 4,100 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 382,163 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,572,391 per year while the poor average 3,528, a ratio of 1,012 to 1.

Large areas of Revolutionary Sealand are not accessible by the public, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Weeb selfishness. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 206,296th in the world and 10,050th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 14.27 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129thLargest Retail Industry: 212thMost Avoided: 239thFattest Citizens: 253rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 276thHighest Disposable Incomes: 295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327thLargest Gambling Industry: 352ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 368thMost Corrupt Governments: 438thMost Efficient Economies: 492ndMost Influential: 548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 560thMost Armed: 590thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 599thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 604thLargest Insurance Industry: 611thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 725thLargest Mining Sector: 778thHighest Average Incomes: 857thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 909thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,005thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,022ndRudest Citizens: 1,194thMost Devout: 1,570thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,664thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,266thHighest Economic Output: 2,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,771stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,099thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,547thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,091stLargest Governments: 7,609thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,952ndTop
Largest Black Market: 12,141stMost Pro-Market: 12,394thMost Stationary: 15,978thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,904th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 131st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the regionMost Influential: 185th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 369th in the regionMost Stationary: 371st in the regionLargest Governments: 382nd in the regionLargest Populations: 417th in the regionLargest Black Market: 442nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 504th in the region

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