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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand

“Si vis bellum, para bellum”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.466 billion Weebs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Yokio. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,508 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 370,625 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,464,037 per year while the poor average 3,428, a ratio of 1,010 to 1.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 169,361st in the world and 9,017th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 1.4 Atheism Rate.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 144thLargest Retail Industry: 218thMost Avoided: 241stFattest Citizens: 270thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 277thHighest Disposable Incomes: 302ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306thLargest Gambling Industry: 341stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 382ndMost Corrupt Governments: 446thMost Efficient Economies: 532ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 546thMost Armed: 553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 581stMost Influential: 581stLargest Insurance Industry: 616thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 646thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 720thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 730thLargest Mining Sector: 815thHighest Average Incomes: 851stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 970thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,013thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,057thRudest Citizens: 1,274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,575thTop
Most Devout: 1,901stHighest Crime Rates: 1,966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,109thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,698thHighest Economic Output: 2,927thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,678thLargest Governments: 8,455thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,636thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,019thLargest Black Market: 10,751stHighest Drug Use: 14,875th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 122nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 280th in the regionLargest Black Market: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 346th in the regionLargest Governments: 434th in the regionMost Stationary: 445th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 496th in the regionLargest Populations: 509th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 606th in the region

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