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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand

“Si vis bellum, para bellum”

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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A smug anime girl with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.234 billion Weebs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 4,361 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 388,249 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,062,958 per year while the poor average 12,104, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 352^nd in the world and 13^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 29,712.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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