Spotlight on:
The Democratic Socialist States of Return of USSR and China |
“Мир, земля и хлеб. Рабочие всего мира, соединяйтесь!”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: International Treaty Organization |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Democratic Socialist States of Return of USSR and China is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov Lenin Ленин with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.399 billion Soviets are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion Ruples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 279,649 Ruples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and rumor has it that Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov Lenin Ленин has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Return of USSR and China's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Return of USSR and China is ranked 47,281st in the world and 5th in International Treaty Organization for Most Stationary, with 928.7184681198 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Return of USSR and China was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, rumor has it that Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov Lenin Ленин has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Return of USSR and China, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.