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The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners

“Long Live the Empire”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.066 billion RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 144 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,840 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freeism.

RetroBeaners is ranked 20,485th in the world and 957th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,264.28 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 904thMost Influential: 1,749thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,751stLargest Retail Industry: 9,255thMost Developed: 9,796thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,306thMost Inclusive: 10,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,674thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,921stLowest Crime Rates: 11,816thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,283rdLargest Governments: 12,324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,369thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,577thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,830thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,199thHighest Average Incomes: 17,916thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,131stMost Efficient Economies: 18,358thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,462ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,485thMost Secular: 21,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,551stMost Cultured: 22,637th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 490th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 497th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 498th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 538th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 551st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592nd in the regionMost Developed: 593rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 597th in the regionMost Inclusive: 611th in the regionLargest Governments: 623rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 634th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 674th in the regionMost Influential: 695th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 705th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 746th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 793rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 880th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 883rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 897th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 898th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 932nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 951st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 957th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 966th in the region

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