The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners
“Long Live the Empire”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.066 billion RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 144 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,840 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freeism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : RetroBeaners endorsed The Holy Empire of Antonimus.
- : RetroBeaners endorsed The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
- : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Antonimus.
- : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
- : RetroBeaners endorsed The Republic of Kaihe.
- : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Republic of Kaihe.
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