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The Gatorreich of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

“Don't tread in my sewer waters.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Gatorreich of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by EK Longerreich with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.457 billion Longerreichan-Gators are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DarKspawn of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Longerreichan-Gatoran economy, worth 492 trillion Dollarreiches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,352 Dollarreiches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich has found 2 easter eggs), giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich's national animal is the Longerreich Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is ranked 181,615th in the world and 7,248th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.28 Obesity Rate.

Most Cultured: 9,207thMost Influential: 9,649thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,824thTop
Most Devout: 10,889thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,097thLowest Crime Rates: 11,292ndMost Developed: 12,041stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,339thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,766thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,911thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,043rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,220thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,659thHighest Average Incomes: 15,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,687thLargest Governments: 18,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,382ndSmartest Citizens: 18,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,991stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,320thMost Efficient Economies: 20,354th
Most Cultured: 237th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 321st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionMost Devout: 335th in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 390th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 396th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 412th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 413th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 418th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 428th in the regionLargest Governments: 502nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 518th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 522nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 524th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 529th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 529th in the regionMost Influential: 536th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 547th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 556th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 716th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 741st in the regionMost Stationary: 742nd in the regionBest Weather: 766th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 778th in the region

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