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The Freedom Jesus Complex of Republicania

“The only thing worse than communism is democrats!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Equilism

Regional Influence: Page

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The Freedom Jesus Complex of Republicania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mike Lindell with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.777 billion Republicans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Duper Freedom Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The all-consuming Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion McDollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,099 McDollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 476,913 per year while the poor average 10,299, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and Mike Lindell is the self-declared God of all Republicania. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republicania's national animal is the Super Awesome and Epic Freedom Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of Jesus Christ the Feeder.

Republicania is ranked 153,304th in the world and 68th in Equilism for Most Stationary, with 148.8201130884 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,152ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,636thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,988thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,466thMost Avoided: 8,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,705thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,719thLargest Retail Industry: 11,232ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,258thHighest Economic Output: 18,133rdMost Conservative: 18,138thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,782ndLargest Populations: 24,554thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,185thFattest Citizens: 28,514th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the region

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