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The República Federal of Republica JIM

“Dios, Patria y Libertad”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Truckler


The República Federal of Republica JIM is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by JIM with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.608 billion JIMS are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juanopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient nachense economy, worth a remarkable 3,876 trillion JIMPAPIERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 307,462 JIMPAPIERS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republica JIM's national animal is the Hormiga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristiana Catolica Apostólica y Romana.

Republica JIM is ranked 206,359th in the world and 311th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -745.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 609thHighest Disposable Incomes: 672ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 682ndRudest Citizens: 792ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 911thMost Efficient Economies: 928thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,561stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,723rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,754thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,801stHighest Average Incomes: 1,820thMost Influential: 1,840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,948thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,170thSmartest Citizens: 2,493rdMost Developed: 2,761stHighest Economic Output: 2,838thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,495thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,597thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,490thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,653rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,024thLowest Crime Rates: 5,830thLargest Governments: 6,076thMost Avoided: 6,505thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,629thLargest Mining Sector: 7,468thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 17,048thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,435thLargest Populations: 19,473rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the region

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