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The Republic of Republic of the burger bun is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.015 billion Burger Bunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broccoli. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Burger Bunian economy, worth 47.6 trillion burger buns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,901 burger buns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, Broccoli Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the burger bun's national animal is the Sentient Burger bun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of the burger bun is ranked 153,305^th in the world and 2,372^nd in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 692.46 milliStalins.