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The Great Ancient Cats of Republic of RIP

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The Great Ancient Cats of Republic of RIP is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by R Cat Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.796 billion RIPians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of R Cat. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RIPianed economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 206,618 Royal Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of RIP's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of RIP is ranked 20,353^rd in the world and 665^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,173.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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