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The Abominable Treekillers of Republic of Ravens

“Fair is foul and foul is fair”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Abominable Treekillers of Republic of Ravens is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Crowbar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.881 billion Ravens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scheißstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Ravensian economy, worth a remarkable 2,228 trillion Crowpennies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 250,875 Crowpennies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,062,250 per year while the poor average 38,276, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love General Crowbar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Republic of Ravens's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ravenism.

Republic of Ravens is ranked 153,699th in the world and 220th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 148.23339124168 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 343rdMost Primitive: 446thMost Devout: 603rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 641stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 749thFattest Citizens: 1,030thMost Avoided: 1,033rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,190thLargest Mining Sector: 1,239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,388thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,938thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,255thLargest Black Market: 2,723rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,096thMost Armed: 4,390thRudest Citizens: 4,779thLargest Retail Industry: 5,068thHighest Average Incomes: 5,293rdMost Conservative: 9,329thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,620thHighest Economic Output: 10,675thNudest: 12,809thMost Patriotic: 13,054thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,014thLargest Governments: 19,677thMost Efficient Economies: 25,245thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,596thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,615th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the region

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