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The United Socialist States of Republic of New Hungary

“Nemo me impune lacessit.”

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The United Socialist States of Republic of New Hungary is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 276 million Hungarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Hungarian economy, worth 10.1 trillion Fabatkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,456 Fabatkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of New Hungary's national animal is the Vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of New Hungary is ranked 98,495^th in the world and 1,522^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,127.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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