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The Drakken Empire of Repitilysia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Karan Drakken with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.537 billion Repitilysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakkosia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Repitilysian economy, worth a remarkable 7,003 trillion Paaviran Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 325,166 Paaviran Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Repitilysia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Repitilysia is ranked 13,467^th in the world and 131^st in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 61.13 flags saluted per person per day.