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The People's Republic of Remichi

“Come waste your millions here”

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The People's Republic of Remichi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Niann Iall with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.41 billion Remichians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sithelle. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Remichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,857 trillion Tsuks a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,677 Tsuks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned flying fishball fields, pedants defending President Niann Iall observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, nobody likes bad boys any more, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remichi's national animal is the flying fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Remichi is ranked 91,161^st in the world and 22^nd in New World Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.02 law-abiding acts per hour.

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