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The Crownlands of Relenbar

“Whichever way thrown always stand”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Crownlands of Relenbar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Lord Protector with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.838 billion Relishes are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Relenbarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,542 trillion Solaris a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 275,902 Solaris, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,524,199 per year while the poor average 3,259, a ratio of 774 to 1.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, guns don't kill people — heroes do, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Relenbarian cathedrals, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Relenbar's national animal is the Manticore, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Machine God.

Relenbar is ranked 5,484th in the world and 17th in Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 12,160.76 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 79thMost Armed: 179thHighest Crime Rates: 183rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 209thMost Avoided: 264thFattest Citizens: 279thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 288thLargest Gambling Industry: 289thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 304thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 345thLargest Retail Industry: 392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 521stHighest Drug Use: 524thMost Rebellious Youth: 563rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 831stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,005thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,675thLargest Mining Sector: 1,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,130thMost Secular: 3,176thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,244thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,484thHighest Economic Output: 6,244thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,850thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,515thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,042ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,985thMost Politically Free: 25,133rdMost Pro-Market: 26,681stMost Efficient Economies: 30,754th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 84th in the regionMost Extreme: 92nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 144th in the region

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