The Jingoistic States of Reinoniananiananonanonona
“Hee hee I can not die”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Jingoistic States of Reinoniananiananonanonona is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.282 billion Reinoniananiananonanononans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of m e r i otown. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Reinoniananiananonanononan economy, worth 74.0 trillion Kwaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,738 Kwaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, all beauty contests have been banned, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reinoniananiananonanonona's national animal is the Ptarmigan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Palgo.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Hoppy of Praeceps.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Celoveniortan.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Republic of Pazair.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Evil Lady For Delegate of Nimarya.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Kingdom of Aruvicion.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM.
- : Reinoniananiananonanonona was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
Endorsements Received: 178 » Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Lulubellia, PEG, Hamerica, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Frances Francis the First of France, Orado, Libertania Democratica, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Pallaith, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Cretox State, Kureizen, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sevinland, Brucklania, Holy Oranz, Pytong, Omnistria, Notyoutopia, Kragsgale, The Navy Blue, Guer Aike, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Heilhum Imperius, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, The Rhein States, Joodey, Sunto, Loutsland, New Lakemba, Shadowrik, Newpromisedland, North Bratislava, The Stratosphere Islands, and 128 others.Animu Place, Pasargad, Kranostav, Outer Shenendoah, Sikol, The Iron Lions, Gendirt, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Valentine Z, Imperial Pieserged, Chips and Guac, WeKnow, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Pantheons, Wineclaw, Yellops, Xipher, Leewood, Votak Matim, Draconian Progression, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Khoik, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Solcius, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Necromonia, Port Naga, Simone Republic, Yokciq Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, East Akra, Ethnon, Liminyj, Venicea, Odelinor, 1 very fast endotarter, The Pleiads, Sil Dorsett, The Endless Eventide, Free Atlantis, Seenvorland, Ravendi, Nodnarb, Dicko, The Teddy, Panama Coalition, The Austro Germanic Union, Daiz, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Climeria, Blyskalia, United States of Medford, Seijitsu, Galbadiana, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Paul Pasch, Illusia and Neverendia, Xagill, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Runeda, Planes, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Innocentic, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Barabolia, Wilkshire, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Svenskan, Maott, Figyjharli, Dangine, Kromi, Travislavania, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, Super Girl, San Felipe, Steampunk Ariel, Ellbonnia, Siforpeo, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Seanat, Tsandonown, Mon Island, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Defense For The World Assembly, Merconitonitopia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Mitropola, Ariele, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Que Lukustinardon, Jaxikistan, The Calabash Protectorate, Lionia, Capablanca, ROM, Tibus Heth, Aruvicion, Nimarya, Pazair, New Celoveniortan, Praeceps, Palgo, and Dabarastan.