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The Reino of Reinado Brasileiro is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dom Vianna III de Brasílarem with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.383 billion Brasilienses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasilarem. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Brasiliense economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Coroa Imperial Lusofônicas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 200,140 Coroa Imperial Lusofônicas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, Hárpias are considered a delicacy, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reinado Brasileiro's national animal is the Hárpia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Reinado Brasileiro is ranked 68,113^th in the world and 38^th in Portugal for Nudest, with 193 cheeks per square mile.