Spotlight on:
The Republic of Region Pan |
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Thoughtfulness |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Republic of Region Pan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.64 billion Region Panians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Region Panian economy, worth a remarkable 3,167 trillion denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,551 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the Region Panian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Region Pan's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Region Pan is ranked 44,016th in the world and 1st in Thoughtfulness for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.11 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Region Pan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, the Region Panian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads.
- : Region Pan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Region Pan flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Region Panians into bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in Region Pan, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.