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The United Socialist States of Reformed Equestria |
“Unity, Harmony, Friendship”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Pony Lands |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The United Socialist States of Reformed Equestria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.986 billion Equestrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Reformed economy, worth a remarkable 3,172 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 288,747 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has nearly as many history museums as Equestrians, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Equestria's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Reformed Equestria is ranked 156,304th in the world and 51st in Pony Lands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 152.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Reformed Equestria's influence in Pony Lands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Equestrians.
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, third world countries are rich in "I Love New Canterlot" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in
Reformed Equestria, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.