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The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet VI

“YOU ATE ALL MY BEANZ”

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The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet VI is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stardenburdenhardenbart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.928 billion Reeteet VIians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Da Cow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The all-consuming Reeteet VIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Poke Dollar VIS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,199 Poke Dollar VIS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 613,861 per year while the poor average 7,178, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

Reeteet VIians believe manners maketh the leader, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, you can't spell society without CIS, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Reeteet VI's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep VI, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Solitare.

Reeteet VI is ranked 189,176^th in the world and 10^th in Thicc Economy Bois for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.66 law-abiding acts per hour.

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