The Federation of Redfoos Irrelevancy
“When I step on the scene, y'all know me.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Federation of Redfoos Irrelevancy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Redfoo with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.582 billion Redfoos Irrelevancyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irrelevancy City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Redfoos Irrelevancyian economy, worth 334 trillion Albums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,590 Albums, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Albums charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Redfoos Irrelevancy's national animal is the David Guetta, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is LMFAO.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy relocated from Balder to The East Pacific.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy was refounded in Balder.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy ceased to exist in The East Pacific.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy was endorsed by The Kingdom of Firenation91.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy was endorsed by The Seeker of Managers of East Malaysia.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Yemeni Locusts.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy was endorsed by The Theocracy of The Opstanian Inquisition.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy was endorsed by The Federal Republic of States of Carolina.
- : Redfoos Irrelevancy was endorsed by The Theocratic Aristocracy of Aleister.