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The United States of Red Tomatoes


Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Transitionists

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The United States of Red Tomatoes is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by 60 fresh ripe tomatoes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.469 billion Red Tomatoes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecogonria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The strong Red Tomatoesian economy, worth 335 trillion flags a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,861 flags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,856 per year while the poor average 4,799, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Red Tomatoes has designated Ecogonria as its capital city, and 60 fresh ripe tomatoes has just been declared ruler of Red Tomatoes in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Red Tomatoes's national animal is the flag.

Red Tomatoes is ranked 79,662nd in the world and 33rd in The Transitionists for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 87.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Conservative: 10,940thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,658thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,496thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,699thMost Pro-Market: 25,750th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the region

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