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The Priesthood of Red God Rhllor

“LORD, Cleanse us with your FIRE.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Clergy of the God Rhllor

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Priesthood of Red God Rhllor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Priestess Melisandre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.289 billion R'hllor's Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volantis. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse R'hllor's Slave economy, worth 600 trillion Sacrifices a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 48,857 Sacrifices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Red God Rhllor's national animal is the Red Priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Faith of the Lord of Light.

Red God Rhllor is ranked 14,604th in the world and 1st in Clergy of the God Rhllor for Most Stationary, with 1,509.50724919252 days.

Most Devout: 20thMost Primitive: 25thMost Ignorant Citizens: 34thBest Weather: 259thMost Corrupt Governments: 376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 735thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,352ndMost Avoided: 1,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,773rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,957thLargest Black Market: 3,929thNudest: 4,001stMost Authoritarian: 6,187thLowest Crime Rates: 6,201stMost Conservative: 6,448thTop
Most Stationary: 14,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,284thMost Influential: 16,900th

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