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The Enchantment of Reannia |
“Autumn Shall Never Fall”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Enchantment of Reannia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Her Majesty with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.881 billion Reannians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynne. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Reannian economy, worth a remarkable 2,836 trillion Leafmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 150,234 Leafmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and the treehouse in Reannian Red Fox Park is the tallest building in Reannia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reannia's national animal is the Reannian Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Reannia is ranked 4,576th in the world and 52nd in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 134.1 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Reannia, the treehouse in Reannian Red Fox Park is the tallest building in Reannia.
- : Following new legislation in
Reannia, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
- : Following new legislation in
Reannia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
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Reannia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Reannia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
- : Following new legislation in
Reannia, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
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Reannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Reannia, in a fit of passion Her Majesty has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
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Reannia lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Reannia, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".