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The Red Bull Gives You Wings of RB Leipzig

“Red Bull gives you wings!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: FIFA Lands

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Red Bull Gives You Wings of RB Leipzig is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Red Bull GmbH with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.933 billion Leipzigans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipzig. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Leipzigian economy, worth 227 trillion Red Bulls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 117,911 Red Bulls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 600,631 per year while the poor average 12,775, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, funding for education has been redirected into the military, most academic research has ground to a halt, and Red Bull GmbH has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. RB Leipzig's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Bull Religion.

RB Leipzig is ranked 3,981st in the world and 4th in FIFA Lands for Fattest Citizens, with 27.26 Obesity Rate.

Most Armed: 3,389thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,481stFattest Citizens: 3,981stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,033rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,232ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,743rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,127thMost Avoided: 5,468thLargest Retail Industry: 5,772ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,208thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,909thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,559thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,899thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,545thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,674thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,193rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,685thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,257th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the region

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