Spotlight on:
The South African Stats of Rayasthan |
“Concordia res parvæ crescunt”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Union Mundial |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The South African Stats of Rayasthan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PM Derek Van der Kaap with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.824 billion South Africans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient South African economy, worth a remarkable 2,351 trillion Rand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 344,611 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, trespassers entering PM Derek Van der Kaap's office are immediately vaporized, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rayasthan's national animal is the Springbook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Church.
Rayasthan is ranked 2,358th in the world and 4th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.32 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, trespassers entering PM Derek Van der Kaap's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, Springbook populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
- : Rayasthan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, it is said that a South African woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, billions are being spent on a new island airport.