Spotlight on:
The South African Stats of Rayasthan |
“Concordia res parvæ crescunt”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Union Mundial |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The South African Stats of Rayasthan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PM Derek Van der Kaap with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.878 billion South Africans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient South African economy, worth a remarkable 2,381 trillion Rand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 346,223 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, PM Derek Van der Kaap's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rayasthan's national animal is the Springbook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Church.
Rayasthan is ranked 81,009th in the world and 18th in Union Mundial for Most Stationary, with 599.2537136996 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, PM Derek Van der Kaap's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Rayasthan remains pure.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Rayasthan, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.