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The South African Stats of Rayasthan

“Concordia res parvæ crescunt”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Union Mundial

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The South African Stats of Rayasthan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PM Derek Van der Kaap with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.824 billion South Africans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient South African economy, worth a remarkable 2,351 trillion Rand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 344,611 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, trespassers entering PM Derek Van der Kaap's office are immediately vaporized, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rayasthan's national animal is the Springbook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Church.

Rayasthan is ranked 2,358th in the world and 4th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.32 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 468thMost Efficient Economies: 507thMost Armed: 1,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,197thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,319thSmartest Citizens: 1,458thLargest Governments: 1,526thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,530thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,670thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,799thHighest Average Incomes: 1,828thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,846thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,886thMost Cultured: 2,124thLowest Crime Rates: 2,358thMost Developed: 2,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,957thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,290thLargest Retail Industry: 3,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,833rdMost Secular: 3,870thHighest Food Quality: 4,023rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,179thRudest Citizens: 5,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,743rdMost Inclusive: 6,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,587thHealthiest Citizens: 8,551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,055thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,492ndHighest Economic Output: 9,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,145thLargest Mining Sector: 14,178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,127thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21,756thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,529thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,828thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,717thMost Influential: 27,446th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the region

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