Spotlight on:
The Tutsi Monarchy of Rawendia |
“Following the Legacy of King Gihanga I”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Africa |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Tutsi Monarchy of Rawendia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mibambwe V Rwogera with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.366 billion Kinyarwandans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigali. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kinyarwanda economy, worth a remarkable 1,925 trillion igihes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,628 igihes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 631,032 per year while the poor average 51,833, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.
Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and the military has declared war on all religious influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rawendia's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Traditional African religion.
Rawendia is ranked 25,328th in the world and 13th in Africa for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,114.68 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, the Kinyarwanda war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
- : Rawendia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Rawendia altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Rawendia, the comic book series 'Mibambwe V Rwogera and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.