Spotlight on:
The Holy Christmas Matriarchy of Rap Queen Iggy Azalea |
“Brains”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: Goddess White |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Holy Christmas Matriarchy of Rap Queen Iggy Azalea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Julie Bishop with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.787 billion Rap Queen Iggy Azaleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Rap Queen Iggy Azalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 401,428 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is totally unknown. Rap Queen Iggy Azalea's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Rap Queen Iggy Azalea is ranked 73,640th in the world and 48th in Goddess White for Most Stationary, with 642.29998476108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, the 'sing-a-long with Julie Bishop' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Rap Queen Iggy Azalea, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.