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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Just relax

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Chicken of RANENENENENE is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aldrich The Armed with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.589 billion Chickens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken economy, worth 302 trillion Strokes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,733 Strokes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Aldrich The Armed's hair, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and government officials who do an offal job get smoked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RANENENENENE's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

RANENENENENE is ranked 256,189th in the world and 20th in Just relax for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 520thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,107thTop
Most Pacifist: 4,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,269thBest Weather: 6,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,667thMost Cultured: 9,252ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,031stMost Efficient Economies: 12,139thHighest Food Quality: 12,160thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,038thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,183rdMost Secular: 13,311thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,857thMost Inclusive: 14,091stMost Developed: 14,157thLowest Crime Rates: 14,849thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,456thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,914thLargest Governments: 18,994thSafest: 19,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,520thHealthiest Citizens: 21,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,259thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,246thSmartest Citizens: 25,408th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » QFC.