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The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida |
“May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: The Empire of Triphoria |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.82 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 11,280 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,932 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, belief that Simon Crowe is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, hospitals in Ral Ixshida are too busy serving the needs of The Empire of Triphoria to see Hylians, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Vaali Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.
Ral Ixshida is ranked 22,713th in the world and 1st in The Empire of Triphoria for Most Patriotic, with 32.39 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ral Ixshida, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
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Ral Ixshida, hospitals in Ral Ixshida are too busy serving the needs of The Empire of Triphoria to see Hylians.
- : Following new legislation in
Ral Ixshida, belief that Simon Crowe is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Ral Ixshida, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
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Ral Ixshida, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
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Ral Ixshida, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
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Ral Ixshida, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
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Ral Ixshida, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
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Ral Ixshida, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
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Ral Ixshida, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".