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The Holy Empire of RakBibiStan

“There is nothing because there was nothing”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Holy Empire of RakBibiStan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sara with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.556 billion RakBibiStanis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caesarea. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient RakBibiStanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,239 trillion Mufletas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 443,607 Mufletas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,150,463 per year while the poor average 4,048, a ratio of 1,025 to 1.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. RakBibiStan's national animal is the Smolani, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stabbing.

RakBibiStan is ranked 27,955th in the world and 19th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Extreme, scoring 41.61 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thMost Avoided: 21stFattest Citizens: 24thMost Ignorant Citizens: 27thMost Armed: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 33rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rdHighest Drug Use: 55thLargest Gambling Industry: 55thMost Devout: 57thLargest Retail Industry: 97thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 115thMost Primitive: 136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 187thLargest Mining Sector: 247thRudest Citizens: 267thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 321stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 397thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 428thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 497thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 528thLargest Insurance Industry: 692ndHighest Average Incomes: 837thMost Efficient Economies: 1,026thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,031stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,167thMost Pro-Market: 1,546thMost Patriotic: 1,650thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,720thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,822ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,090thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,193rdTop
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Largest Governments: 4,207thHighest Economic Output: 4,671stNudest: 5,270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,779thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,793rdMost Conservative: 14,001stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 20,574thMost Extreme: 27,955th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the region

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