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The The Nightmare State of Rainraa

“Death is not an escape.”

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The The Nightmare State of Rainraa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by John Dictator dammacis parkour champion with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.735 billion Rainraaniaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ali express NERV. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.

The Rainraan economy, worth 148 trillion Parkour Jumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,531 Parkour Jumps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if John Dictator dammacis parkour champion offers to buy a round of drinks, the bayonet is cutting-edge technology, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainraa's national animal is the Parkour, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Parkour.

Rainraa is ranked 23,093^rd in the world and 1^st in Declansburg for Most Extreme, scoring 47.44 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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