Spotlight on:
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Rainbow beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Rainbow beetles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.531 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Rainbowian economy, worth a remarkable 2,005 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 266,322 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and the official Rainbowian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbow beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Rainbow beetles is ranked 963rd in the world and 90th in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 172.46 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, the official Rainbowian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Rainbow beetles, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.