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The Most Serene Republic of Raelsa |
“Don't lock your baby in the car!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Most Serene Republic of Raelsa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.681 billion Raelsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonalon. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Raelsan economy, worth 377 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,584 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raelsa's national animal is the Kookaburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Common Sense.
Raelsa is ranked 221,168th in the world and 7,478th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,104.2 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Raelsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Raelsa's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Raelsa, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Raelsa, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
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Raelsa, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
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Raelsa, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
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Raelsa, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
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Raelsa's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Raelsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Compassionate Citizens, Nicest Citizens, Largest Welfare Programs, and Longest Average Lifespans.
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Raelsa's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".