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The Empire of R9k5

“R9k5 has always, and will always prosper”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Empire of R9k5 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by E62527 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, disturbing lack of elderly people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.312 billion R9k5ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyperion. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient R9k5ian economy, worth 832 trillion Imperial R9k5 Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 251,487 Imperial R9k5 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. R9k5's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nothing.

R9k5 is ranked 894th in the world and 18th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 18,976.31 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,436thMost Secular: 1,439thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,888thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,303rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,118thHighest Average Incomes: 3,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,026thLargest Mining Sector: 4,118thLargest Black Market: 4,235thLargest Governments: 5,204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,956thMost Efficient Economies: 7,577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,691stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,919thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,741stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,187thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,969thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,095thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,124thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,236thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,461stMost Conservative: 14,472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,795thHealthiest Citizens: 15,835thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,448thMost Developed: 20,096thHighest Economic Output: 22,906thMost Authoritarian: 23,393rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Yet another random small european state.