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The Sheldonian Calendar of Quonkoland

“It's Quonkoday!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Sheldonian Calendar of Quonkoland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Sheldon Cooper with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.685 billion Quonkolandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Social Policy and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheldonopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The very strong Quonkolandian economy, worth 563 trillion Higgs Boson Particles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 120,205 Higgs Boson Particles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,629 per year while the poor average 32,825, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and for 25 Higgs Boson Particles tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quonkoland's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ra Worship.

Quonkoland is ranked 31,938th in the world and 119th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Drug Use, scoring 107.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 553rdHighest Crime Rates: 789thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,117thFattest Citizens: 1,444thRudest Citizens: 1,611thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,616thMost Avoided: 1,835thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,154thMost Armed: 2,324thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,936thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,078thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,376thNudest: 5,602ndMost Inclusive: 8,720thNicest Citizens: 9,814thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,696thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,800thMost Cultured: 13,967thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,196thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,296thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,031stHighest Food Quality: 20,055thMost Politically Free: 23,105th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionNudest: 101st in the regionMost Politically Free: 102nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 119th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 238th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 373rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 375th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 406th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 511th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 512th in the regionMost Devout: 523rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 528th in the region

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