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The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano

“Matricole of the world, unite!”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 639 million Quintopianistas are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee Quinto. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Quintopianista economy, worth 73.3 trillion Doghes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,757 Doghes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinto Piano's national animal is the Fratton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quinto Piano is ranked 157,868th in the world and 6,226th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 28.55 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,851stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,326thMost Influential: 4,451stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,130thTop
Most Secular: 12,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,979thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,668thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,414thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,416thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,541stNicest Citizens: 15,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,490thHealthiest Citizens: 15,750thMost Inclusive: 15,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,963rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,579thSmartest Citizens: 16,773rdMost Developed: 18,159thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,699th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 304th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 435th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 437th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 452nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 453rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 465th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 477th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 477th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 502nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 513th in the regionNicest Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Developed: 538th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 559th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 579th in the regionLargest Governments: 599th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 612th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 647th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 668th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 699th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 805th in the region

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