The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano
“Matricole of the world, unite!”
|Category: Iron Fist Socialists|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 639 million Quintopianistas are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee Quinto. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Quintopianista economy, worth 73.3 trillion Doghes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,757 Doghes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinto Piano's national animal is the Fratton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Quinto Piano was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Quinto Piano.
- : Quinto Piano was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Libertarian Police State".
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
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