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The Confederacy of QuietDad of TWP

“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Confederacy of QuietDad of TWP is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.494 billion QuietDad of TWPians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The strong QuietDad of TWPian economy, worth 486 trillion Pine Cones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,269 Pine Cones, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietDad of TWP's national animal is the Giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

QuietDad of TWP is ranked 107,580th in the world and 3,194th in the West Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,336.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 223rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 419th in the regionLargest Black Market: 452nd in the region

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