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The Big Nudity Energy of QuazzleTheQaz

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Location: iFunny

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Big Nudity Energy of QuazzleTheQaz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by QuazzleTheQaz with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.597 billion subscribers enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Featured. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient subscribed economy, worth 620 trillion likes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 94,014 likes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,791 per year while the poor average 24,263, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, bike rage is all the rage, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. QuazzleTheQaz's national animal is the repost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Collective.

QuazzleTheQaz is ranked 78,975th in the world and 2nd in iFunny for Most Developed, scoring 58.8 on the Human Development Index.

Nudest: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 1,552ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,444thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,751stFattest Citizens: 4,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,542ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,838thMost Armed: 6,053rdMost Avoided: 6,371stRudest Citizens: 9,097thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,824thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,508thLargest Black Market: 14,333rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,563rdMost Inclusive: 20,688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,585th

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