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The Barney and Friends Disaster of PurpleDinosaur

“Mood: Purple Freakin' Dinosaur”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Squire


The Barney and Friends Disaster of PurpleDinosaur is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barney with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.558 billion PurpleDinosaurians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hug City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient PurpleDinosaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,678 trillion Hugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,051 Hugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vehicular homicide by PurpleDinosaurian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PurpleDinosaur's national animal is the Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

PurpleDinosaur is ranked 124,244th in the world and 12th in Taijitu for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.43 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Black Market: 3,498thLargest Populations: 4,510thLargest Mining Sector: 4,789thHighest Economic Output: 5,750thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,905thMost Avoided: 10,249thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,573rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,150thMost Secular: 12,818thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,904thLargest Retail Industry: 15,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,460thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,989thMost Stationary: 17,567thMost Efficient Economies: 18,034thMost Developed: 19,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,870th
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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