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The Battle-Ready Legions of Purple Empire

“If the Emperor wants it, so shall it be!!!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Imperium of the Wolf

Regional Influence: Power


The Battle-Ready Legions of Purple Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Jannikus Commodus with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.286 billion Purple Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purple City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 5,971 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 417,989 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, small shoes often wash up on the beach, vacationing Purple Imperials expect to be treated as royalty, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Empire's national animal is the Imperial Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is God-Emperorism.

Purple Empire is ranked 239,588th in the world and 4th in Imperium of the Wolf for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 26.55 Whatever.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thMost Devout: 74thMost Ignorant Citizens: 133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 183rdLargest Mining Sector: 231stLowest Crime Rates: 256thLargest Insurance Industry: 329thMost Corrupt Governments: 345thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 346thLargest Black Market: 416thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 430thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 441stMost Primitive: 454thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 540thHighest Average Incomes: 656thLargest Governments: 668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 936thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,006thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,385thHighest Economic Output: 1,480thMost Avoided: 1,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,996thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,140thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,869thFattest Citizens: 3,297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,548thMost Efficient Economies: 4,670thMost Conservative: 5,143rdMost Stationary: 5,417thMost Authoritarian: 6,770thMost Influential: 7,886thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,934thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,663rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,626thLargest Populations: 18,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,654thMost Extreme: 23,839th

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