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The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia III

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The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia III is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Filip Butopa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 14.148 billion Puppaffniacs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Puppaffniac economy, worth 386 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,293 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, Filip Butopa has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Skoptopolis, and Filip Butopa is the self-declared God of all Puppaffnia III. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppaffnia III's national animal is the guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paffnism.

Puppaffnia III is ranked 238,418^th in the world and 1^st in 10KI International Airport for Smartest Citizens, with 7.64 quips per hour.

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