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The Swashbuckling Buccaneer of Puetavisa

“Be you. Let the world adjust.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Wolf Clan

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Swashbuckling Buccaneer of Puetavisa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prince Hannibal Mountbatten-Jiménez with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.046 billion Puetavistans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Prosperta. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puetavistan economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion wolfmarcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,380 wolfmarcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puetavisa's national animal is the pirate, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Catholicism.

Puetavisa is ranked 233,022nd in the world and 121st in The Wolf Clan for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.44 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,151stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,668thLargest Black Market: 2,862ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,752ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,082ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,085thMost Devout: 4,107thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,068thMost Avoided: 5,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,241stHighest Average Incomes: 7,484thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,591stLargest Retail Industry: 10,630thFattest Citizens: 11,677thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,071stLowest Crime Rates: 14,255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,729thMost Efficient Economies: 14,872ndLargest Governments: 16,720thMost Developed: 16,822ndMost Conservative: 17,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,524thMost Authoritarian: 20,004thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,613th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the region

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