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The People's Republic of Puerto Rico y Cuba

“You Can't Stop Progress”

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The People's Republic of Puerto Rico y Cuba is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 246 million Puerto Rico y Cubans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Puerto Rico y Cuban economy, worth 18.3 trillion USDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 74,479 USDS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,478 per year while the poor average 8,152, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, tourists flock from around the world to see Puerto Rico y Cuba's famed 'rainbow slums', and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Puerto Rico y Cuba's national animal is the iguana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Puerto Rico y Cuba is ranked 45,457^th in the world and 42^nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Drug Use, scoring 97.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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